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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and…..

Question : “What would you like to have…? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?”
Answer : “Tea please”

Question : “Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush tea, iced tea or green tea?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea”

Question : “How would you like it? Black or White?”
Answer : “White”

Question : “Milk or fresh cream?”
Answer : “With milk”

Question : “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk?”
Answer : “With cow’s milk please”

Question : “Freezeland cow or Africaner cow?”
Answer : “Umm… I’ll just take it black”

Question : “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar”

Question : “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer : “Cane sugar”

Question : “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer : “Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question : “Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?”
Answer : “Mineral water”

Question : “Flavored or non-flavored?”
Answer : “I think I’ll just die of thirst”

Written by isal

22 January 2010 at 10:31

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  1. What a funny stuff I ever found on the web. . . . . . . . . . . .

    Soni Singh

    6 May 2010 at 00:37

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